Yay, summer! 25 Funny and Relatable Tweets About Raising Boys, 20 Hilarious Tweets That Capture the Reality of Working in Retail or Customer Service. Apparently we are going to try being a family that rolls all of our towels. Played tag at an empty park with my 7 year old daughter and as she ran away from me screaming, I thought wow, this looks like a kidnapping. To that end, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter every week to spread the joy. Thats what keeps the joints gliding. My daughter has decided she loves giving massages, or as I like to call them, tests of moms pain tolerance. This girl should I compile all the selfies she takes in my phone and gift them to her when shes older pic.twitter.com/xQw6prGwtz, Daughter found out her teachers aide moved in nearby and she has been glued to the window watching his house. I dont know why they call it a geriatric pregnancy. We serve 6 different types of potatoes, everyone brings their books, and we read.Genius! Took my daughter and her best friend to dinner and a show with endless snacks and sodas but we didnt get ice cream afterwards so naturally this night will forever be known as that night you didnt get us ice cream., 80% of parenting is trying not to laugh when youre supposed to be mad. We just need to figure out what to do with the other one now, My kid made me a gift and then sternly warned me dont lose it, I want to put it on your body when youre dead, so I have that to look forward to. AGAIN. Some highlights:"Remember that feeling of complete love that you get when you hold your baby. Here are some of my favorite quips from this week. The worst part of leaving the grocery store is the text from your wife asking if you are still at the store as you drive away. 6: am i made of yolk?me:6: my friend said we come from eggs so did i come from the white or the yellow?me: ahhgo ask your father. 2023 BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved. Sometimes they can be downright hilarious. Top 20 Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week Another week and and another round of funny tweets from parents! A kid at soft play asked about our family, and I told her my toddler had 2 mums. IE 11 is not supported. Think twice about what you say in front of them. My sons friend came over for dinner. One thing older parents always say to new parents when you have a baby is you dont need a lot of stuff! and Im here to tell you this is wrong. My twins opened a hairdresser, told me my hair was like camel fur said they have no availability until July and I had to pay them 60 billion anyway. I dont care anymore if hes singing Old McDonald in this Safeway. Kids walk right past their father, come into the bathroom where Im blow drying my hair, to ask me to open the granola bar. For an optimal experience visit our site on another browser. People who don't have kids, what's it like to go an entire day without someone asking you, "What's your favorite dinosaur?". Wait, why are they jumping? #17 Wouldn't that be nice? It truly is a wonderful life. 2023 BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved. Another week and and another round of great tweets from parents! Last night I heard her muttering to herself he should be asleep, its bedtime!, I live closer to my sons school now. There is a lot to process with this new parental verification on my childs iPad. So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. Me: My wife got me a telescope for Christmas.Neighbor: Nice. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! I dont know much about parenting, but I know theres a goldfish cracker under your couch right now. Youngest child: Here are the 7 pictures of me as a child. "My toddler said 'I feel drinky' and yeah girl, same. Im just typing this to show my teenage daughter I trust her enough to not pay attention when she drives us but Im pretty terrified rn. , Excellent news! This baby in the mirror is real trouble. Top 20 Best Tweets From Funny Mom and Teacher Katie D. Top 15 Funny and Relatable Tweets From Women This Past Week, 20 Funny and Relatable Marriage Tweets That Prove Opposites Attract, What does love mean? Hilarious and Heartwarming Answers From Kids, Top 20 Sweet and Funny Tweets For Valentines Day. In fact, just pretend like theyre wearing a wire at all times. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato. I just threw out that really good box Id been holding onto for at least seven years. My kids are piercing their baby dolls' ears, and after much debate they decided against lip rings because - and I quote - ' , ' 10. My son's favorite meal is what he calls 'mommy toast' which is when I make him toast but I have to pretend it's for me and he steals it off my plate, The annoying thing about being a woman is you have to wear your makeup every day, or never. Wishing you all a happy and healthy weekend! I didn't know it was that serious. If you wear it every day and then take even one day off, everyone thinks youre dying. The mess is obviously frustrating, but Im mostly confused because I didnt send him to school with any noodles. ". Spring Break is simply a preview of what's to come after Memorial Day. Here are some of the best, funniest, and most viral tweets from this week. Take your kids to visit a new place with lots of things to see so they can complain about the snacks at the hotel. My mom suggested I drive carpool to hear about my teens life & now Im stuck driving around rank raging hormone bags who say things like did you and Jenny finally [sends text] and Im like DID YOU AND JENNY FINALLY WHAT? i have failed me. [Watching our kids play]My wife: They are so weird, right?Me: I don't even notice anymore. Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So, whats for gross dinner?Me: Im having pasta but I no longer know what youll be eating, many years ago, I had a meeting with my God son's teacher, she was worried about his speech development bc according to her " he NEVER speaks", I asked him - " Gabo, what's going on?" 5 min read Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the. My kids sure do make a lot of plans for being people who don't know how to drive themselves anywhere. We had a long drive this weekend but thank god my kid had a story that lasted all 4 hours so we didnt get bored. Thank you for following us on this journey. My 5yos lunch bag came home yesterday with a bunch of noodles on it. A birth control commercial with a kid in the backseat screaming WHATS THAT and a driving parent yelling I CANT SEE WHAT YOURE POINTING AT repeat until everyone is crying. 8: It's Mom. My husband and son are farting on one another. It's my daughter's birthday today, so naturally she woke me up at 5 am instead of 6 am to guarantee I was the first one to wish her Happy Birthday. -my 4yo threatening me. 4 min read Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the. You really showed that glass! 13-year-old with cerebral palsy is on a mission to inspire others. his cart showed $984.31 and i acted as if i had to defuse a bomb. My 5yo holding her baby, "I can't leave the baby home alone!" 5 min read. Here are some of the best tweets I've come across this week. I worried my 2-year-old would be scared of the thunder but he wasnt because hes too busy.. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! Like exhaustation. 25 of the Funniest Tweets About Life With Preschoolers, 20 Hilarious Tweets That Capture the Reality of Working in Retail or Customer Service, Top 20 Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week. Here are some of my favorite quips from this week. ", I never really appreciated being able to just easily bend down and pick up things when I was younger, The 5yo lost one of her toys and was looking all over the house and I finally found it and brought it up to her room and said whos the best mommy in the world? and that kid looked me dead in the eye and said grandma., Parenting tip: never, ever move the car seat. Someone cut me off and I gave them the finger and my 7yo asked what it means so I said it means you can go ahead of me so you can guess what happened at school line up yesterday, 5: Whats for dinner? I am like reeallly good at getting old. My daughter just asked me if Cinderellas shoe is such a perfect fit then why did it fall off so I enrolled her in the task force. Bragged about my solo parenting skills yesterday so today the balance was set right and while I was having a shower my toddler found my husbands electric razor and shaved a chunk of her hair off. at what age do kids realize its gross to drink their own bath water because the answer isnt six, Getting a kid to leave a waterpark is like getting a drunk friend to leave the bar at closing time, they always have a reason to stretch it out, 9yo, after giving my husband a heartfelt handmade Father's Day card: "They made us do that for school, that wasn't my idea.". Top 20 Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week Another week and and another round of great tweets from parents! NOBODY MOVE. Probably something gross like last time. ". When I die just place a note on my casket for my kids that says yes, theres a $20 in my wallet.. It's too late to impress them. PARENTING PSA: All 4th-graders are narcs. Is it leave her in the woods? These are the moms and dads who made us laugh out loud. My husband had something delivered to the house, so I opened it.I am screaming pic.twitter.com/mI0w6ggaCc. Another week and and another round of great tweets from parents! SANTA IS WATCHING! Part of HuffPost Parenting. 09:21 AM - 29 Apr. Kids are terrifying. Here are some of the best, funniest, and most viral tweets from this week. Afterwards the 11yo says, "Thanks for the life lesson, but I'll never drive a gas car," 13yo says, "This is like the time you showed us how a pay phone works." My parenting style can best be described as whatever works in the moment, My kids think the LMFAO song is Im 16 and I know it, so now theyre singing it but swapping in their own ages, my daughter just dyed her hair turquoise and apparently has no idea that she's subjected herself to months of me asking if she's still feeling blue, I bet itd be nice to be as rich as my kids clearly think I am. I dont buy tupperware containers, I steal them from my parents house like an adult, 4yo, crying hot tears of frustration into her waffle: "I. "80% of parenting is trying not to laugh when youre supposed to be mad". handing in my dad card. Wishing you all a good weekend! By entering your email and clicking Sign Up, you're agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. My 4yo asked me what Im getting him for my birthday tomorrow. Wishing you all a good weekend! Isnt that amazing?Also my 8 year old: I am only wearing underwear and one sock and I do not know why. 8: Hold that grape while I cut it.6: Ok! Wife: *Gives me her password to log into one of her accounts*Me: Nice work with picking a random password.Wife: Its our anniversary. Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. 2023 BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved. Him: how do you take your coffee?Me: in large quantities, Autocorrect changed Hows your day? to Hows your fat? in a message to my wife and THANK GOD I caught it. Here are some of my favorite quips from this week. unless theres ice cream later. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! My 12 year-old had a sleepover last night and I regret to inform you she's the "hey guys let's keep it down" kid. My 8yo keeps referring to the Statue of Puberty instead of the Statue of Liberty, and I'll never call it anything else ever again. Here are some of my favorite quips from this week. I got-Me: I know. Wishing you all a happy and healthy weekend! Wait, you might be asking yourself, are parents really funny? Talking about whether shell get married some day and my 11 y/o daughter said she probably would so a puppy can bring the rings down the aisle on his back and this is already a better reason than many of my friends had for getting married. My toddler said "I feel drinky" and yeah girl, same. Top 20 Best Tweets From Parents This Week Another week and and another round of great tweets from parents! Whether your child is two or 12, there's a funny relatable tweet out there to make you realize you're not alone. 1. My 1yo is starting to get mad at this baby that keeps staring at her. My most transferrable skill between being a surgeon and parenting a newborn is my ability to eat an entire lunch in about 45 seconds. My toilet is smoking. I didnt listen. Took my kids to a KISS concert last night, where my son kept complaining about the smelly feet of the group sitting next to us who decided to go barefoot.In unrelated news, my son doesn't know what weed smells like. Oldest child: Here are 100 pictures of me as a baby eating oatmeal. Wishing you all a happy and healthy weekend! 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